I decide that it might be more interesting to find a list of random questions to answer. Also, this isn’t 30, because I don’t have 30 interesting things about me…

What is the most ridiculous nightmare you have ever had? I used to have this recurring nightmare about being in a glass walled building and a tsunami came and hit the building, at some point, the other people watching this happen start to look up, but no one runs. We all just watch as this happens. I start running and then climb to the highest floor only to get swept away down the street.

Tell us an embarrassing story. I replay this moment frequently, even though I am pretty sure it happened over 25 years ago. I was showing my friends a dance move and I farted super loud… I tried to explain it away, but they just started laughing.

If your pet could talk, what do you think they might say about you? Hmm, well I think both of my cats would yell at me for not cleaning my apartment. I also think they would probably be clearer about their need for physical affection. I am bad at reading their signals.

Tell me your life story in exactly one sentence. I’m a lonely bookish adult orphan with few friends, and fewer acquaintances.

What is the strangest coincidence that ever happened to you? Each time I see my cousin we see a road runner out running where ever we are. This has happened at airports, on both coasts, at malls, and in backyards.

What is your favorite random fact? A group of ravens is called an unkindness

What is your useless talent? This is only useless because I don’t share it. But I can read facial expressions well, and I can usually tell if someone is lying. I just don’t want to believe it, so I tell myself that I am wrong.

What is the strangest food combination you enjoy? Liver and onions

If you could choose one superpower, what would it be? Telepathy

What is your strangest irrational fear? None of my fears are irrational…

What is the craziest thing you ever did on a dare? I am generally very risk averse, but probably skinny dipping in Northern Minnesota my senior year in college when I was a resident assistant.